Even though we have been at war with somebody
somewhere for most of our history, we proudly
claim to represent the cause of peace and justice.
Even though we launch hi-tech drones to target
our victims with precision, we are just kids at heart,
enjoying live-action gaming in air-conditioned rooms.
Our brave young men and women freely enlist to fight
for Exxon and Lockheed, to preserve that way of life.
We spend more on weapons than most of the rest
of the world combined, just to let freedom ring.
It is necessary because there are those who oppose
our way of life — naturally, we must kill them.
We love to preach to others about our patriotism,
and why the sick and poor should not complain.
Some say that there is blood on our hands,
but in our own minds, we’re innocent.
We’re like playful young seal pups frolicking
on the sea surface, unaware of the Orcas
swiftly rising from below.